can we get nightvision for the apartment?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
