you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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