We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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