Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
