i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
That's intense
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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