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He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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