Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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