Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.