I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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