did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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