I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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