Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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