One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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