I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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