When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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