THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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