is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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