So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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