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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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