So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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