He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You ruined the universe
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
false alarm, still single
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