I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
only you would photoshop your dick
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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