I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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