Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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