I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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