Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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