Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
