My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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