3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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