Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
a search helicopter?!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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