I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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