tell your sister to shave her snatch
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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