we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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