I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just cut my nipple shaving
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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