Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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