Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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