Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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