Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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