She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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