I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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