I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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