I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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