I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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