Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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