Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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