I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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