So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's rum buckets o'clock
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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