Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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