3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.