honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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