Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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