We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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