i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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