Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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