Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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