Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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