yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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