is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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