drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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