brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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