i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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